“I’m not gay, but I support it like I support my local bakery: wholeheartedly.” “Bend the gender, not the other way around.” “Why be a queen when you can be a goddess?” “Keep calm and love whoever the hell you want.” “Rainbows are just God’s way of saying, ‘You’re doing amazing, sweetie.'” “I’m so gay, even my clothes come out of the closet.” “The only thing harder than explaining to people I’m not straight is explaining to my parents that I don’t need a dating profile on JDate.” – Unknown It just sort of happened to me in between ordering the fish and the cheesecake.” – Michael Arceneaux Well, she’s moving in with me next week.” – Rita Mae Brown “My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to forgive all my enemies. “I’m the queen of all I survey, even if that survey is just my living room floor.” – Leslie Jones I’m not going to live like somebody who has something to hide.” – Ellen DeGeneres “I came out of the closet, and guess what? I found Narnia.” “Why be moody when you can shake your booty?” “If life gives you lemons, add vodka and make it fabulous.” “I don’t need your validation, I’ve got my own rainbow.” “I’m not a piece of cake I’m the whole damn bakery.” “Love is like a rainbow: always colorful, sometimes a little wet.” “I’m so gay I can’t even think straight.” “Honey, I sparkle so much I’m basically a disco ball.” “Why fit in when you were born to stand out… in fabulous shoes?” “If I were a Spice Girl, I’d be ‘Gay Spice’.”
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